daenerys-dragonborn:

koolnet:

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

i sent this to my crush and he said “that churns me on”

husband him

gallifreyburning:

When someone reblogs an ancient post from your blog, one that wasn’t even tagged  

image

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lilmaddiebug:

this is what happens to bad little girls who don’t go to bed when they’re told to.

princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

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shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

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daddys-grace:

😍😍 I love this. It reminds me of me.
  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

1 day ago // 69,095 notes
fullcravings:

Pumpkin French Toast